‘Lee’, ‘Mottingham’ and ‘New Eltham’? Admit it London, you’re just making placenames up now, aren’t you… “er, er, Mew Nork”
Be careful! New moon tonight. #expectwerejackals #alsolittledogs #Nethack
Now _this_ is the kind of summer we’re used to in the UK! (waits for thunder)
STR: 09?! Dammit, if I _wanted_ to be a wizard, I’d’ve pressed ‘w’!
Caged for now, Mega Kittyzord fumes and plans her next rampage…
Good morning, you lovely, lovely people!