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Spoiler: The next Planet of the Apes movie will focus on Dawn’s sister, Julie.

(You’ll never read that movie title in the same way again)

Casee’s a wonderful singer/songwriter who’s having hard times courtesy of our tax people putting her through the grinder. Her work is poignant, and charming, often witty, and always original.

If you’re in a place to, I can recommend trying her work out, and maybe grabbing a track or three for far-too-little-money if you like what you hear. The link’s below and the music’s good. The Archon says so.

My lovely friend George said that if I made this post he’d share it, so here it is.

Inland Revenue are bastards. In fact, the second song on my EP is one I would like to dedicate to them. It would be rather ironic if some of the money I used to pay off the overpayment came from selling music that I’d love to sing to them and them alone.

The EP is here and the track in question is called Feelings Please consider adding to your music collection! https://caseewilson.bandcamp.com/album/tales-from-the-undertow

iordikachu:

imgrimshady:

best-of-funny:

fifth-harmony:

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

loki-dokey:

nightmareloki:

driinababy:

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

Oh my GOD

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

Just gonna post this again because ohmYGOD

did he win


DID HE WIN

He really didnt get a good block off the table tho did he 

iordikachu:

imgrimshady:

best-of-funny:

fifth-harmony:

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

loki-dokey:

nightmareloki:

driinababy:

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

Oh my GOD

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

Just gonna post this again because ohmYGOD

did he win

DID HE WIN

He really didnt get a good block off the table tho did he 

(Source: meme4u, via mollydot)

I thought I’d try an analogy

Look at it this way:

I’ve had a plaster-cast on my leg for 18 years.

The cast enabled me to walk while my leg was damaged, helping me function, and letting me have a life. It also however blocked the sensation of things touching the leg, and stopped me flexing my knee, so I tended to walk into things and often lost my balance.

Now, the cast has been removed.
This means I feel sensations again and I no longer walk into things because I can’t feel them, I can also flex my knee again.


However, because the cast was there for so long, the leg has forgotten how to walk without a support [wait, knees move?!], and under the cast the leg’s muscles have atrophied, reducing its ability to support itself.

The human to whom the leg belongs (me) now needs to get help re-learning how to walk on a newly flexible leg and has to undertake careful exercise to re-strengthen the leg without straining it,


However, _without_ the cast in the way, The leg is now able to complete its recovery with safe exercise and careful practice.

I think that symbol means that London’s underwater…

I think that symbol means that London’s underwater…

From the view one-table-over, I assumed the headline was Tony Blair saying something condescending again…
#itsactuallyfarage #noclmmentonthecondescentionlevels

From the view one-table-over, I assumed the headline was Tony Blair saying something condescending again…
#itsactuallyfarage #noclmmentonthecondescentionlevels

"STATIONARY COMMODE CHAIR
BIOLOGICALLY CLEAN & COMPLETE”

'Biologically clean' - Oh Freecycle, don't ever change.

"Punishment and Discipline … Shoot first and ask questions later" 
2000ad had a _lot_ of fun when we were too young to know better…

"Punishment and Discipline … Shoot first and ask questions later"
2000ad had a _lot_ of fun when we were too young to know better…

The visitor from Aperture Laboratories at least parked his vehicle neatly…

The visitor from Aperture Laboratories at least parked his vehicle neatly…

surlyqueen:

soozblog:

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

WENDY WENDY WENDY

I knew this was for me before I got to the bottom. Number 11 is simply environmentally conscious.

At the Sydney Benedict Cumberbatch Oz Comic Con panel

Fan: You've played a lot of geeky characters...
Benedict: *narrows eyes*
Benedict (in Khans voice): is Khan a geek?
Benedict (in Smaugs voice): Is Smaug a geek?
Benedict (in a Sherlock type voice): Sherlock's a geek!

godlesssondheimite:

she was a shark
he was a jet
can I make it any more obvious
two rival gangs
they did street ballet
what more can i say

(via mollydot)

megustamemes:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

megustamemes:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

(via yourmuseofthehour)

calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.

(via furiousdee)

silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

(Source: stigmartyr762, via dduane)